We tackled the dreaded Walmart this morning before my husband left for work. Going anywhere public with children is challenging. Going into a big, bright, crowded megastore with two kids while pregnant is exhausting.
Groceries are (mostly) put away. Husband left for work. My grumpy 4 year old finally grumped himself into a nap. I wrestled with my toddler (while desperately needing to pee as baby brother/womb squatter used my bladder as a trampoline) and carried her to bed.
I am now enjoying some victory trail mix in a Minnie Mouse bowl and revelling in blissful quietness.
I thought I’d take this time to share a few gems from the past 48 hours…
Yesterday:
My husband works as a supervisor at a baby store. We went in to say ‘hi’ to him and pick up a couple of things for Baby F. I had just checked out when Baby F decided he wanted to escape his 9 month womb stint through my bladder.
Me: Please hurry buddy. Mommy really needs to go potty. Don’t stop to look at stuff, just come.
K: (LOUDLY) Mommy, if you pee your underpants in this store, I will be very disappointed in you!
I rushed in with E and let him wait outside the stall door. While in the bathroom I heard him talking to one of my husband’s female coworkers.
K: My mommy is going poop with my sister. How many old are you? I’m 4.
Today:
At Walmart checking out, he noticed a container of flushable wipes.
K: Are those for me? To wipe my booty with? So I don’t get poop all over my underpants?
Me: Yes buddy…
K: Thanks mom! Now I won’t get poop all over me!
Our cashier was amused, as were the people behind us.
Some other fun family one-liners…
Stop spanking that pizza! -Hubby
If you lick me again, you’re going to bed! -Me
My heart is broken because you won’t get me juice. It’s broken forever… -K
Aw, love potty mommy. Love love. -E hugging my leg while I was on the toilet
What are some of your ‘did I just say that’ moments?
Nothings is better than when the kids are sleeping! I probably have too many “Did I say that” moments to count. 🙂
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How dare you not get your child some juice. So brokenhearted! OMG that is totally precious! Kids are so dramatic! haha!
I always expected my girl to be the dramatic one, but it really is my son. Drama king all the way!
my oldest definitely has his drama king moments too! who knew boys could also have that trait?! 🙂
Two greatest things in the world. Lightsabers. And pizza spankin! Haha! I love it!