Mama Miller Parenting

Passionate parenting and homemaking.

Toasted Kibble for Breakfast?

on August 4, 2013

Yes folks, the Dog Food in the the Oven Bandit (aka Mommy Insanity Maker) strikes again…

My pregnant, motherhood fried brain is just not capable of remembering to check the dumb oven every time I turn it on. I don’t think about it until I smell the awful, telltale smoke of burning kibble. I especially don’t remember to check at 7am while trying to make banana bread (a la Bundt Cake of Adversity) for a friend at church recovering from surgery.

(Yes, we bought an oven lock… It was a miserable failure. We are searching out a different kind. Preferably the kind that actually locks the oven.)

What is more maddening is that I have never caught the culprit in the act. I’m pretty sure it has to be E… but K, Miri the big red dog, or aliens have also crossed my mind. The Kibble Fairy maybe?

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Yep, I definitely need more sleep... And art classes.

I have thoroughly lectured K on the danger of putting things in the oven. He swears it is sister. I have now convinced him that it is his knightly duty to to protect the kingdom and tell mommy and daddy if he sees sister putting things in the oven.

I even grilled E.

Me: Did you put Miri’s food in that oven?

E: Uh-huh. (While hugging me.)

Me: You can’t put dog food in the oven. It is not nice. No more dog food in the oven.

E: Oh… (Kisses my leg and runs off.)

Interrogating a 22 month old is not a very fruitful task.

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Sometimes in the course of human events, it becomes necessary to put a reminder on your oven to check for dog food.

Good morning by the way… Where is my coffee?

**I think I should be worried! This is what she put in the church nursery oven…
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13 responses to “Toasted Kibble for Breakfast?

  1. Haha it is like you are stealing my blog inspiration. For me though, it is magnetic alphabet letters rather than dog food. She slides it is the side of the oven door.

  2. momtimes4 says:

    Well your art is better than mine! Ha Ha!

  3. Hahaha She is cooking her dolly LOL

  4. my daughter used to put her dolls in the oven too! what is that about?! 🙂

  5. erikamari says:

    Haha! I totally remember putting dolls in the ovens of play kitchens! I think it was bc they were such a big thing to “cook” and there was never toy food big enough. Great post! Oven lock….never even crossed my mind…gotta get on that.

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